Don’t go to the grave with regrets. It’s the best advice I can give.
Sometimes you don’t exit on a high note:
To quote from Monty Python:
“Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ’em laughin’ as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!”
Keep ’em laughing in the afterlife, with questions like:
I was talking with someone the other day, & showed them one of my Death Comics. They said it looked like a first date, and that no one would go on a second date with Death.
I was taken aback, considering how I have personally been on at least three or four dates with Death. Some of them went better than others, sure, but I know a number of people who are going steady with Death, to varied results.
Death is certainly not monogamous, and that’s probably a good thing, considering overpopulation.
The point is, some people reading this will know exactly what I’m talking about, others may not. One is not better than the other. If you are one of Death’s concubines, just know you don’t have to go all the way until you’re good and ready.